I am so sick and tired of snobby bitches. I was at some Defence sose, whatever, the point is I was at the museum in the city listening to random people talk and doing random activities. It was a bunch schools, though practically all of them were private, and there were only about 3 or 4 public schools. Though our uniforms looked mostly better than theres. There was a girls school there with a uniform that looked like they were wearing a potato sack that was bright lime green; they looked like apples. It was ridiculous. And then we had to do some role play thing, which was stupid. I unintentionally screwed my group around, but in the end I had laugh about it because I made the whole group talk about a cup for half an hour. We had about 45 minutes to think of a role play, and one chick suggested schoolyard, so we’d fighting over a seat or turf (because at public schools we’re gangsters) and then I suggested that we do a Monster House style thing. So I suggested some guy walk in and have to sort out who gets the cup of water. So literally, for half an hour the group was talking about a cup. Unintentional genius.
But there was this girl from Bray Park (shit.hole) who thought she was all that. She reminded me of a “rich” kid the way she spoke and told her incredibly funny jokes. I hate her, she called my school a hole and myself a shithead. I’m thinking what bitch, seriously, is she kidding, Bray Park is like a shit hole, everyone knows it and it’s full of sluts. Seriously, Bray Park! WTF!
Anyway…now I have to do a participation task that is due in 4 weeks for a competition, which if I win, I get to go to Canberra for some Youth Challenge day. Apparently everyone has a reallllllly good chance of winning, because there was only about 200 people at the Brisbane one (theres one in every major capital city). So hopefully my video turns out to be kickass. Should be, considering there’s an Australian war hero living next door to me.
It was funny how they kept pushing the day as a non recruitment thing but “subtly” they put in little advertisements. Like we had showbags, which had stickers, magnets, tatoos, hats and all kinds of stuff that all had “13 19 01″ on it. So it was a big thing full of RECRUIT NOW RECRUIT NOW! They even had a USB in there that had a label that said 256MB. I was like alright, sweet a USB. But nooo, I put it in ready to put some crap on it and my screen suddenly turns back, only to then come up with a movie thing about the ADF, and then all these links to find out what I can do and how I can join. And I looked at the size of the USB and it was only 50MB!! It was such a jip! There were also ADF personnell there who answered questions, and then at lunch time would come up and talk to you about the ADF and about how cool it is. Non recruitment my ass.
The food was also really gross, morning tea was a gingerbread man and a popper (because we’re 5 years old) and then lunch was a shitload of shit. First was tiny triangle cut sandwiches, and then was disgusting pies (which were cold), they were basically potato bake in cold pie form. Then they brought out chicken chippies and spring rolls, the chicken was nice but the spring rolls were gross. When I first saw them I made a comment to a chick who was also looking upon them in dismay and she said I sounded a little American. That’s insulting! I do not sound American!
So that my exciting day at the Defence 2020 thing at the museum..
I haven’t been on the internet all week until today, so terrible. I’m behind on everything now…Stuipd school.
You go on so many excursions. What’s with your school?
I know huh, my school we never got to do anything good. Once we were gonna see a movie but they wouldn’t let me go coz I was out of uniform and I was so cut I wanted to fall and break my leg on the way home..
I had a few friends join the army but I never understood why. You want to go shoot people and be a hero? The two ideas are not synonymous. Also, war is pretty much a one way trip to craziness. You have to be a little unhinged to become a successful killer.
TDW – But it’s always in the same subject, lol probably because they’re the only teachers who can A) be bothered and B) care.
Luli – haha aww, what movie was it? I think that was the whole idea of the day, just so they could tell us “We Don’t Just Kill People!” Which, to give them some credit, they don’t…But I agree with you on the craziness thing, in the end they all end up as the world’s crazy people.
It was Rabbit Proof Fence. Can’t say I wanted to see it, I just love excursions, especially ones to the movies. If you play it right, you can snatch the seat next to your crush, and swoon as if it were a real date.. *sigh*
Excursions to MOVIES??? I think the closest thing I got to that was imax. And LuLi, I know what you mean about snatching the seat, except for me it was grade 4 camp in hot competition with my best friend over the hottest girl in class. My God the crazy tricks we’d come up with to get next to her. So competitive it was. I miss those days.
What’s all this chasing the girl/guy business? The only thing on my mind in grade 4 was handball, CheeseTV, and whatever fad was happening at the time.
My first peck on the cheek from a guy was in kindergarden, so its safe to say I started pretty early in the girl-boy interaction field.
serious! man I feel like a mormon
i actually HAD a girlfriend in kindergarten. back then girls were a lot easier to please, no mind games, nothing. just throw some sand in their eyes and they’re all urs
Aw come on! The games make it interesting! Nothings worth having if you don’t have to work for it
A girl recently said to me that when she tries to play mind games with me it never works coz I just turn it back around on her every time. I still prefer throwing sand.
Nothing beats the Wesley uniform. On a Tuesday lunchtime, it looks as though an ad for Ribena has just gone disasterously wrong (with the way they spill out of their posh school like some sort of vile cancer).
I have some friends who go there, so perhaps I shouldn’t be so harsh. But that’s me. I’m harsh (harsher than even bleach).
She must have been an amateur, TDW.
Reuben – that’d make a funny picture, bloody private schools just have to be different don’t they… I have friends who go to private schools too, they’re all going to be gay, can’t trust those all boy schools….just a thought, do people call you reubs?
Luli/TDW – if you don’t work for a girl, they’re most probably a slut…
LOL. That’s kinda harsh. What if she really really likes you though?
Yeah, my feminist sense is tingling after that comment Domino!
lol are we on the same page here? there’s a chick throwing herself at you, all over you, not making you work at all…shes obviously pretty…easy
Don’t be so picky, all the good ones will get snapped up.
Domino you should listen to TDW, they’ll all be gone soon..well the decent ones
And if you still want a GF by the end of the year, chopchop.
if u want a girlfriend by the end of the year, u have to think of it as a numbers game. play the odds. ask as many girls out as you possibly can, all at the same time (WITHOUT them finding out uve done this) and surely you’ll get some hits. its math!
Yeah you can’t argue with math, my sis would probably back him up in his claims with her mathematician status.
I love how we harass Domino’s blog with irrelevant comments!
(Ps. He loves it too! =P)
He doesn’t have a choice! His comment numbers will be impressive to the outside observer, until they click on it and realise its just two of us rambling on.
lol yeaaaaaa I do love it. It makes it look like I have hundreds of readers. it’s like an msn convo on here, or a forum or something.
Maybe you should take the same advice scarlett, considering your latest tool encounter. I’ll take your advice TDW. Especially with Luli’s Einstein sister’s backing.